Space Medicine

kadrey:

"I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash…”

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers

prozd:

Only in Gamecenter CX can a video game password mistake turn into REAL DRAMA.

mei ling: so how'd you bring down such a powerful, clever, tough soldier like big boss
solid snake: we walked around in circles till i found a lighter and hairspray and just hit him with that until he lit on fire
mei ling: ahahahahahaha
solid snake: i'm serious
nastasha romanenko: ahahahahahaha, of course you are
solid snake: that's really what happened, i'm not joking
meryl silverburgh: pfffffft surrrrrre, brought down big boss with a lighter and hairspray, and he just followed you in a circle like some dipwad with no knowledge of combat
solid snake: no really
liquid snake: oh yeah, i'm totally sure my dad was that much of a fucking dork, snake

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

DD V●ᴥ●V

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

tinycartridge:

You know I’m a sucker for poppy chiptunes with vocals, but were you aware that I will also listen to anything about lost cats? Oh God, "Virtute The Cat Explains Her Departure" just slays me.

Anyway, Azuria Sky, posted the above track with this description (lyrics here):

"My cat went missing a few months ago, and I tried to push it aside for a very long time. It’s a silly song, but I almost started crying while writing this. Love you, cat."

Azuria Sky has plenty of lovely songs on her SoundCloud, as well as a few EPs on her BandCamp. The Atlanta-based artist is raising money to buy a better mic and a replacement for her broken headphones — buy a shirt from her Teespring campaign and help her out.

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